clockworkreveur:


clockworkreveur:


clockworkreveur:

kink-182:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

omfg yes

(via nyliramrae)


Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,
no one would ever talk to you?

(via to-build-build-a-home)

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via ollivander)

“Cosplay Tip #1: Starting your cosplay “too early” is the best time to start.”

Story Time!

My first few cosplays were terrible. Each one was made the night before the convention day. I thought “They’re simple. I can do it in no time.” My Friday cosplay (though it was a rather simple) took me from 10pm-5:30am. My Saturday cosplay; 10pm-4am. Both fell apart by the end of the day.  My Sunday cosplay never even happened because I didn’t have time to even finish the shirt. By the way, I had to wake up no later than 7am to get to the con.

Pulling all-nighters on a cosplay is not a great idea. It is very unlikely you will  have time to add important details when you rush the construction of a prop or outfit. You’ll attend the con exhausted from the lack of sleep and that ruins the fun.

In short:

  • Start your cosplay at least 4-6 months ahead of time. Even if you are buying for a cosplay, 6 months is sufficient time for the creator to sew and ship your cosplay with time to spare. If you are buying anything online, you have time to return or exchange items.
  • Work on your cosplay during down times or when you are bored.  Sewing one day, adding detail for an hour another day, sanding a prop another day. This guarantees progress in the long run.
  • A complete cosplay makes a happy cosplayer. You’ll get a full night’s rest and there will be no worries if your makeshift cosplay will fall apart.

Have Fun!

(via willowwish)

(via ollivander)

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

(via nyliramrae)

thranduils-winter-soldier:

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

image

(via feltontom)

tarrpit:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

macaroni-rascal:
People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. 


The whole theatre started cheering when this scene came on
tarrpit:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

macaroni-rascal:
People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. 


The whole theatre started cheering when this scene came on

tarrpit:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

macaroni-rascal:

People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. 

The whole theatre started cheering when this scene came on

(via seeingcoloursinthedark)

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”― Pablo Picasso

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

(via seeingcoloursinthedark)

flyawayonfourls:

BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?

(via charminglyantiquated)

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

(via specialmay)